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17. A bit crazy. Dapper. A fabulous piece of glitter. Hi. I'm Sarah and this is my blog. I like Harry Potter/ Avpm /Dr.Who/ Buffy/ LordOftheRings / StarWars/ MLP/Homestuck/Memes /Pokemon /Whatever other else I can’t think of right now/ listening-singing to music/arting (#obviouslyaword)/ clouds/ taking pictures/ lemon cooler cake/ stars/ sunsets/ KITTENS/ guitar sounds/ people/ Giraffes/ books/ friends/ toast/ writing/ and by God, I love the internet.


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Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it? Oh those were the days. 


Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?

Oh those were the days. 


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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard


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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: How roll call will go in the future: 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say “here” when I call your name
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can’t talk at the moment, time’s gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm… okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I’m here! And when’s our first test? I’ve been studying all summer and-

Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you’d better keep your hands off her! She’s my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Kurt
Kurt: Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy: You’re the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma’am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Hm…Sher..lock? Odd name.
Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
Teacher: Get back in here!
John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back. 
Sherlock: Not good?
Teacher: Right, you’re John, then.
Jim: Hello, boys.
Teacher: Oh, you’re new.
Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I’ll burn you.
Teacher: ….oh…kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I’m LAST?! My father will hear about this!


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natashanicole88: yes. welcome to my life.

natashanicole88:

yes. welcome to my life.


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I really really hate headaches. 

I really really hate headaches. 



"

Morning cold, stainglass azure,

faces passing, flickering embers,

trees waiting, silhouettes remember,

branches framing, whispering high,

the unlaced souls, the endless sky.

"  - Sarah Covey 


Sometimes I'm really really affectionate... 


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This is wonderful. the girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um… Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. Made my day.